estravai asked:

I just learned that when gay sex shops were illegal in England a lot of them masqueraded as book shops in SoHo, and now I’m dying to know how Aziraphale might have reacted to patrons who may have mistook his shop for something else.

neil-gaiman Answer:

Kindly, and with directions to the bookshop they were actually looking for, around the corner.

fuckyeahgoodomens:

(There is this part at the book, so it does happen often ❤:))

Aziraphale’s cocoa was stone cold.

The only sound in the room was the occasional turning of a page.

Every now and again there was a rattling at the door when prospective customers of Intimate Books next door mistook the entrance. He ignored it.

Occasionally he would very nearly swear.

wearfinethingsalltoowell:

wearfinethingsalltoowell:

Pick one of my random OFMD HCs

Jim is a picky eater

Frenchie reads hieroglyphics

Olu actually has a terrible sense of direction

Jim has terrible seperation anxiety because of the saw their family die things

Upper class Izzy

Lucius had a crush on Pete first, that’s why he agreed to mutiny

Stede puts a buddy system in place at port because people keep getting lost

Kraken Era is a fuckery

Some combination of the above

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@xoxoemynn Stede resorts to just putting names in a hat. No one is happy

Lucius gets paired with Buttons and is mortally offended

Pete and Frenchie get paired up

Wee John and Roach

Jim and Olu get paired, to everyone’s annoyance and protest (Jim rigged the hat, Olu kindly offers to trade)

Fang and Swede

Izzy doesn’t get a buddy. If he gets lost he gets lost

This doesn’t work and everyone ditchea their buddies


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